Babysitting for five children ages ranging from 9 months old to 9 years old is rather entertaining, I must say.
George (3 yr old): brings up a plastic toy stethoscope
Me: Oh Geirge, are we going to play doctor?!
G: Yes we are!
Me: Well, what do I have? Am I sick?
G:...Well, of course you're sick...You have a vagina.
?..The End.
Oh. Story number 2.
Sitting out at the pool. Normally i love to hear birds chirping, but for some reason this point and time of the day I was just flat out annoyed. So, thinking to myself, if I throw this rock in the general vicinity where I hear the chirping, to scare the bird..hopefully the bird will stop. Apparently my aim was on that day because I actually hit the bird and he fell out of the tree. Totally not intentional.
R.I.P. little annoying bird.
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