Sunday, October 3, 2010

Cops need to listen better...

On September 15, 2010 something happened to me, that not a lot of people can say they have done.

So I was at work (El Bakery) at 5am, not feeling well the whole day. I eventually got sick to where I couldn't stand to be there much longer. On my way home, feeling like shit, I was driving along Manchester (neighborhood will remain anon) a oh so smart and lovely angered driver decided to cut me off and slam on his brakes because the car in front of him did the same. So instead of slamming on my brakes, I darted over into the right lane because I knew it was clear (Thank You Dad for teaching me to always look in my mirrors to see what's going on around me at all times...).

Keep in mind, I'm not feeling well, all the sudden I see the one thing you hate to see while driving; red and blue flashing lights with a sirens following you. Great, I just avoided hitting a car, and I'm the one who gets pulled over. Cop proceeds to tell me I didn't use my blinker. He obviously saw the whole thing go down, he should know I didn't have time to turn my blinker on instead of hitting a car. Geeez, cops.

At this point I was really annoyed, but more or less I was feeling really nauseous, could feel my face become ghost-white. So I grabbed my door handle wanting to open my car so I could throw up. The cop put his hand on his gun because I put my hand on my door handle, and told me "not to move". I told Mr. Mean Cop Man I was going to get sick, as normal they don't give a crap, so he continued talking to me. I was overwhelmed with that not-so-fun I'm going to get sick feeling, I warned him I was going to get sick.

Out I put my head of the window to the up. The cop didn't listen, so I threw up on his shoes and the bottom of his pants. He was not happy, neither was I because I just threw up. So the speechless cop starred at me, I looked up at him with my teary pukey eyes while saying "Sir, I warned you.." The man was absolutely pissed but couldn't say anything because I did warn him and he didn't listen.

So end of the story, he told me to go home and I got out of a ticket.

Moral of the story: Listen if people warn you, and throwing up on cops is pretty hilarious.

Summer wrap- up

Even though it was a rather low-key summer, it still had many highlights. Full of many laughs with friends & family, watching talented musicians is always a favorite past time.

Re-capping the bands I saw this summer (just so I can remember):
Mumford & Sons
The Avett Brothers
Trevor Hall
Freelance Whales
LouFest Artists (2-day music festival in our very own Forrest Park!):She & Him, Jeff Tweedy, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Alejandro Escavado, and maaaany more!)
Phoenix
Elizabeth Cook
Flaming Lips
Slightly Stoopid

So many local bands I can't even count...


Live music is what keeps me going, if I don't get my fulfillment of it, I get slightly agitated. We don't need that. ..ever. Long Live Music!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Mountains: Hills with Trees...

Before I start ranting and raving about my Colorado trip with Cunningham family, I would like to state that yes, I didn't give mountains or Colorado much of a chance before this. Before this trip was ever planned, my family was wanting to take a vacation to Colorado, I opposed so we went to Florida (I do still love beaches!) instead of the beautiful mountains. When I got back from CO a few weeks ago I did tell them I'm sorry for "underestimating the beauty that is in Colorado", or something along those lines.

Now, on to the trip. The best family trip with cousins, aunt and uncle EVER! There was tons to do, and could have stayed another month and still did something new everyday! The weather was so perfect, 70s in the day with sun and 45-50 degrees at night. Couldn't have asked for better weather, well maybe not so many random rain showers and storms on the way home.

What was accomplished while in CO:
*Beer & Bluegrass Festival
*morning hikes
*taking a "Super Slide" down the mountain
*White-water rafting
*drinking almost every night
*making our own pub crawl starting at 12pm ending at 2am, in between was an absinthe bar and a awesome local band.
*many many laughs and inside jokes
*bummed around at the lodge
*scenic hikes
*Almost made it to a BBQ festival but decided to head home.


Wednesday, July 14, 2010

One month to the Day...

Last blog: June 14th, 2010

NEW!: July 14th, 2010

In the past month:
*World Cup games GALORE.
*LAKEHOUSE
*Watching 5 little kids from ages 9 months - 9yrs old. Being the third parent.
*Concerts: Freelance Whales, Mumford & Sons, Jon Hardy & Public, Dave Mathews, Eisley, Slightly Stoopid. More local bands, bar/cover bands but so much fun!
*house/dog sitting.
*bakery (still 800 degrees inisde!!)
*AC St. Louis Soccer games!
*being a poolside bum
*Saw Winter's Bone. Awesome movie.
*Talked to a older lady for 10 minutes about how nice the fruit looked at the grocery store.
*catching up with a lot of friends in town. Best memories ever.


I just want to go on a ramble for a minute. Blues music makes me so happy. I know that it's mostly depressing, she/he cheated on me, my man got taken away, etc. etc. But there is something about how raw, true, and heartfelt that gets me. It also helps when I love that low-key vibe, guitar, bass and all. It's just perfect summer weather music. Sit outside in a beer-garden, drink a nice cold brew, and listen to some live Blues music. Sounds like a perfect night to me. And bluegrass...don't even get me started on it just yet...that'll be for another blog time. Yes, it's true, I'll talk about how I used to run at 6am a couple summers back while listening to bluegrass. PUMPS ME UP!


In you are around St. Louis, go see Kim Massie. It'll be a good time, for sure!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Yep, thats my beauty.




So, I like to make sure I'm close to the curb...

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

kids these days.

Babysitting for five children ages ranging from 9 months old to 9 years old is rather entertaining, I must say.

George (3 yr old): brings up a plastic toy stethoscope
Me: Oh Geirge, are we going to play doctor?!
G: Yes we are!
Me: Well, what do I have? Am I sick?
G:...Well, of course you're sick...You have a vagina.

?..The End.



Oh. Story number 2.

Sitting out at the pool. Normally i love to hear birds chirping, but for some reason this point and time of the day I was just flat out annoyed. So, thinking to myself, if I throw this rock in the general vicinity where I hear the chirping, to scare the bird..hopefully the bird will stop. Apparently my aim was on that day because I actually hit the bird and he fell out of the tree. Totally not intentional.

R.I.P. little annoying bird.

Friday, May 28, 2010

One of my favorite poems ever..

Mud Puddles and Dandelions - Unknown

When I look at a patch of dandelions,
I see a bunch of weeds that are going
to take over my yard.
My kids see flowers for Mom
and blowing white fluff
you can wish on..

When I look at an old drunk
and he smiles at me,
I see a smelly, dirty person
who probably wants money
and I look away.
My kids see someone
smiling at them and they smile back.

When I hear music I love,
I know I can't carry a tune
and don't have much rhythm
so I sit self-consciously and listen.
My kids feel the beat and move to it.
They sing out the words.
If they don't know them,
they make up their own.

When I feel wind on my face,
I brace myself against it.
I feel it messing up my hair and
pulling me back when I walk.
My kids close their eyes,
spread their arms and fly with it,
until they fall to the ground laughing.

When I pray,
I say thee and thou and grant me this,
give me that.
My kids say, "Hi God!
Thanks for my toys and my friends.
Please keep the bad dreams away tonight.
Sorry, I don't want to go to Heaven yet.
I would miss my Mommy and Daddy."



When I see a mud puddle
I step around it..
I see muddy shoes and dirty carpets.
My kids sit in it.
They see dams to build,
rivers to cross
and worms to play with.

I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to
learn from?

Thursday, May 27, 2010

YIPEE

Drove off with the gas pump attached to my car...AGAIN.

I leave you with this...


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

SUMMER 2010

Summer is finally here. I can not wait to see what memories are to be made in the next 3 months.

Already happened:

Elkins came in town. Check.
Finals. check.
First sunburn of the year. Check.





Best friend just left town. So excited I got to spend numerous days with him but sad to see him leave.

To come in Summer 2010:
LouFest
Mumford&Sons, Freelance Whales at Off B-Way
COLORADO TRIP WITH THE BEST COUSINS EVER. (Beer and Bluegrass festival)
Pool gatherings
Mini roadtrips/One Day Get-aways!
Lakehouse (best place in the world)

Plenty more adventures to be made!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Highway 40

Went to "Bo-Gard" (as I like to abbreviate) a couple weeks ago. Very peaceful.





Eastbound 40. 6th of May. Making my way down to South City. I was minding my own business, singing Regina Spektor, and paying attention to the road. I always tend to look around at other cars, seeing who is driving by or around me. I look over to my right side, a HUGE black suburban car thing...I all the sudden started having a panic attack. Why, you ask? The man driving...A MIDGET CLOWN. Yes, a midget clown. If you know me well enough, you know that I am TERRIFIED of clowns. Mind you, this small-person clown, full make-up and outfit on, was also smoking. Double wammy. Very frightening.

Making my way over to exit, yes, it was to exit the highway so I could pull over, and focus on breathing before I got back on the road. Making my way over two lanes to the right, all the sudden a semi-truck's tire blew out right in front of me. This is second time in the past 5 minutes on the highway that my life has flashed before my eyes. Had to do some hardcore 'on-the-tip-of-my-toes' driving by swerving and not hitting any cars. I survived. No one was injured. Still a scary situation, even though it happens frequently to semis.

Spring is here, and so are the storms. Enjoy them, while I'll be hiding under my covers. Here, add storms to my list of things that I am afraid of.

Night kids!

Monday, April 19, 2010

BUUUURN.

Two layers of sunscreen, and two hours later....





Story of the weekend: Out for a few drinks, with my lovely Mother. A man walks up to the bar, and tells us "my friend" wants to buy me a drink. I receive my Kilkenny (similar to Boddington's Pale Ale) not a moment too soon I am graced with the presence of "my friend". He went on to say "Beauty deserves an award", so I got a beer for it. CHEESE AT IT'S BEST.


Cheers.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Borders.

I blame it on Mother Nature. It's been so nice out, and I happen to wear dresses. At Border's earlier today, while shopping for a History book for my class. I see, from the corner of my eye, a man approaching me. Just keeps scooting closer and closer. Now if Border's is the place to pick up girls, especially in the history section, some-one please inform me of this. Commentary goes like this:

Big Burly Black Man: I reallly like your dress. *creepy smirk*
Me: Thanks? :)
A random guy sitting in a chair reading: He doesn't like your dress, he wants what is under it.

Now. Would have been okay if the man just said he liked my dress. He did NOT have to emphasize REAALLLLLY, that's the creepy part. Then even though "Random guy" is around my age, not normally something you would say out loud to a stranger.

Odd day. What will top it tomorrow?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

It's been strange one.







smile because it happens.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

I need to keep tally of how many old men (meaning 56+ yrs. old) who hit on me, Or try to set me up with their 40 yr. old or 22 yr old sons. AWKWARD. I have an old women aura.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

lots to catch up on. Happy Feb!

Who says I don't like pictures?!

Picked up a new hobby. Felting with wool and such...rather fun i must say!








So I tried this recipe for Guinness Stout Chocolate Cake. Looks good, right?...next pic!




This is what happens when you are too impatient to let the cake cool so you can try it...





Taught mom a mini Irish Car Bomb while baking the stout cake...






Keller Williams! AH-MA-ZING. as always...







Don't believe I ever put a pic up of CC's birthday cake I made her!


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

story of my life...

Story #1

So Friday 1/22 I decided after my day of classes I needed to go to Office max to get notebooks, pencils, etc for class. I then called my mom to figure out what kind of ink my printer uses so I could get black ink. After being on the phone with her for like 5 minutes I get my ink, then go find the paper/notebook isle. As browsing for notebooks a elderly man (I'd say about 80 or so..) shuffles up to me and asks me for help even though he said he knows I'm not a employee. I of course had to talk to him and me being very goofy and not thinking much I asked him what kind of printer he had!! He proceeded to show me up and tell me it didn't matter what kind of printer he had since ALL COMPUTER PAPER IS THE SAME. Yes I got slammed down by a 80 yr old. Lovely.

My side of the story..I just talked to my mom about WHAT KIND OF PRINTER I HAD for ink so I for some reason thought I needed to know what kind of printer this man had to figure out what kind of printer paper. Ha Ha.



Story #2

This morning Jan. 1/26, I was going to feed my dog Zoey her breakfast, cup in hand I opened the closed container we have and this is what i saw....




I damn near died when I saw this!~ I threw the cup down and slammed the door shut. It most likely ate itself to death. BEAUTIFUL. I am now creeped out the rest of the day....



UNTIL NEXT TIME

Saturday, January 16, 2010

NOTE: If anyone finds my brain, please bring it back to me.

Story 1 -- this week. I have already ran over two birds. Yes, they call me the bird population control(er).

Story 2 -- Proceeding running over one of the birds this week, I went to the gas station. Did the normal gas thing. Little did I know at the time the hose was disconnected and dragging around the parking lot. People were honking and waving at me...so being myself I just wave back and smile, knowing nothing! Someone told me to stop so I did and saw the hose and pump hanging out of my car. The gas station workers were slightly aggitated but found it amusing also.



SAW IN DELMAR!!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

the whole fam damily.

Cousin Crazy's 21st B-day!



if this doesn't explain the night..I don't know what will...